A monkey was upset

One day a sad monkey was fed up and wanted to end his life

So,

He went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion’s ass, thinking the Lion would get angry and Kill him.

The Lion woke up angry and roared,

Lion: Who did that? Who has called for his death?

Monkey: Its me.

Lion: Did anyone see you?

Monkey: No.

Lion: Ok, do it again.